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CLASS: Platform Engineer                     LEVEL: Senior
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good                      RACE: Linux Purist
XP: 10+ years                                HP: Caffeinated
DISTRO: Gentoo                               Phone: GrapheneOS


PRIMARY ATTRIBUTES
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STRENGTH (STR)         ████████░░░ 16/20  | Lifts heavy servers
AGILITY (AGI)          ██████░░░░░ 11/20  | Short legs, long torso
CONSTITUTION (CON)     ██████████░ 19/20  | Thrive during on-call incidents
INTELLIGENCE (INT)     ██████████░ 19/20  | Design distributed systems
WISDOM (WIS)           ████████░░░ 15/20  | Distro-hop with caution
CHARISMA (CHA)         █████████░░ 17/20  | Great at dad jokes


TECHNICAL SKILLS
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[COMBAT ABILITIES]
   └─ On-Call Incident Response   ████████████ 97%
   └─ Alpine Linux Mastery        ████████████ 95%
   └─ Kubernetes Wrangling        ███████████░ 90%
   └─ Docker Containerization     ███████████░ 90%
   └─ Multi-DC Homelab Ops        ████████████ 94%

[DEFENSIVE SKILLS]
   └─ Security Hardening          ████████████ 98%
   └─ Full-Disk Encryption        ████████████ 99%
   └─ Privacy Engineering         ████████████ 97%
   └─ Monitoring & Alerting       ███████████░ 91%

[ARCANE KNOWLEDGE]
   └─ Bash Scripting              ████████████ 96%
   └─ Fedora Administration       ███████████░ 88%
   └─ Distro-Hopping              ██████████░░ 85%
   └─ Network Troubleshooting     ████████░░░░ 81%
   └─ Homelab Architecture        ███████████░ 92%
   └─ Assembly Mastery            ███████░░░░░ 63%


SPECIAL ABILITIES
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* Adrenaline Rush (Legendary)
   Gain +50% performance during on-call incidents
   Cooldown: None | Mana Cost: Thrives on stress

* Splitting the 'G'
   Will always win the Guiness challenge
   Cooldown: 15 Min | Mana Cost: Dignity

* Alpine Minimalism
   Run systems with only bare essentials, no bloat
   Cooldown: Per deployment | Mana Cost: Discipline

* Data Hoarder
   Simultaneously manage 10+ servers across 3 locations
   Cooldown: 24/7 uptime | Mana Cost: 100+ TB storage

* Distro-Hopper's Intuition
   Instantly adapt to any Linux distribution
   Cooldown: Per distro switch | Mana Cost: Backup configs

* Precision Strike
   Kill flies with rubber bands (critical hit)
   Cooldown: When fly appears | Mana Cost: Focus + rubber band