╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ CHARACTER SHEET ║ ╚═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ CLASS: Platform Engineer LEVEL: Senior ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good RACE: Linux Purist XP: 10+ years HP: Caffeinated DISTRO: Gentoo Phone: GrapheneOS PRIMARY ATTRIBUTES ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ STRENGTH (STR) ████████░░░ 16/20 | Lifts heavy servers AGILITY (AGI) ██████░░░░░ 11/20 | Short legs, long torso CONSTITUTION (CON) ██████████░ 19/20 | Thrive during on-call incidents INTELLIGENCE (INT) ██████████░ 19/20 | Design distributed systems WISDOM (WIS) ████████░░░ 15/20 | Distro-hop with caution CHARISMA (CHA) █████████░░ 17/20 | Great at dad jokes TECHNICAL SKILLS ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ [COMBAT ABILITIES] └─ On-Call Incident Response ████████████ 97% └─ Alpine Linux Mastery ████████████ 95% └─ Kubernetes Wrangling ███████████░ 90% └─ Docker Containerization ███████████░ 90% └─ Multi-DC Homelab Ops ████████████ 94% [DEFENSIVE SKILLS] └─ Security Hardening ████████████ 98% └─ Full-Disk Encryption ████████████ 99% └─ Privacy Engineering ████████████ 97% └─ Monitoring & Alerting ███████████░ 91% [ARCANE KNOWLEDGE] └─ Bash Scripting ████████████ 96% └─ Fedora Administration ███████████░ 88% └─ Distro-Hopping ██████████░░ 85% └─ Network Troubleshooting ████████░░░░ 81% └─ Homelab Architecture ███████████░ 92% └─ Assembly Mastery ███████░░░░░ 63% SPECIAL ABILITIES ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ * Adrenaline Rush (Legendary) Gain +50% performance during on-call incidents Cooldown: None | Mana Cost: Thrives on stress * Splitting the 'G' Will always win the Guiness challenge Cooldown: 15 Min | Mana Cost: Dignity * Alpine Minimalism Run systems with only bare essentials, no bloat Cooldown: Per deployment | Mana Cost: Discipline * Data Hoarder Simultaneously manage 10+ servers across 3 locations Cooldown: 24/7 uptime | Mana Cost: 100+ TB storage * Distro-Hopper's Intuition Instantly adapt to any Linux distribution Cooldown: Per distro switch | Mana Cost: Backup configs * Precision Strike Kill flies with rubber bands (critical hit) Cooldown: When fly appears | Mana Cost: Focus + rubber band